sextetoffensive ([info]sextetoffensive) wrote,
@ 2005-07-16 11:25:00
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cell phone + washing machine = no calls all weekend.

- Went to see bob saget do his thing at the startime entertainment megaplex.

- Got there early and decided to play some of the video games.

- Pulled a muscle really bad on one of the video games.

Only I could pull that off.  It was one of those games that senses your body movement and I was playing a special forces SWAT guy so if a bad guy would come at me I could duck and crouch and my video-self would do the same.  Pretty neat overall but man...this mean looking samoa dude was one of the bodyguards of the drug dealer I was trying to kill, and he jumped out to shoot me from a hiding place.  Being the good SWAT member that I am, I drop to the floor....fucking my leg somehow. 

You know...they had me for a second.  But then the lord came down and smacked me on the back of the head and I realized that I really do fucking hate video games.  Thank you lord.


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[info]mitchmybitch
2005-07-16 02:36 pm UTC (link)
Good morning Mr. Bernard!

and p.s. video games are awesome.

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there's only one R in BENARD
[info]deathbecomesyou
2005-07-16 03:05 pm UTC (link)
title or description

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[info]mitchmybitch
2005-07-16 03:08 pm UTC (link)
eh he's not really my friend anyway.

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[info]sextetoffensive
2005-07-16 06:51 pm UTC (link)
pft...

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[info]mitchmybitch
2005-07-16 06:52 pm UTC (link)
i mean........ i'm kidding?

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[info]sextetoffensive
2005-07-16 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Hello my dear...sorry to break it to you but video games suck ass....

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[info]mitchmybitch
2005-07-16 06:51 pm UTC (link)
You are not living a complete and fulfilling life.

or maybe I'm just really lame.

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[info]thefragelrockr
2005-07-16 02:50 pm UTC (link)
bob saget= pervert

he was at this jew convention a couple years back and he kept on talking about harry dicks. im like 'you're the olsen twins dad!!! shut up!!!'

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[info]nothing_to_lose
2005-07-16 08:02 pm UTC (link)
he was a dirty perv before full house. he's been like that forever.

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[info]weareunderused
2005-07-16 03:54 pm UTC (link)
I live really close to Startime - you should have told me you were going to be there.

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[info]sextetoffensive
2005-07-16 06:52 pm UTC (link)
I am sorry, I suck. Get back out to athens yo.

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[info]weareunderused
2005-07-16 09:53 pm UTC (link)
August 1.

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[info]sonofcthulu
2005-07-16 06:00 pm UTC (link)
I think you really are the only person I've heard of hurting themselves on a video game

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[info]hipolyta
2005-07-16 06:33 pm UTC (link)
You're the second fucking person I know who has recently gotten his cell phone in the washing machine. I'm sorry. That really sucks. How was Bob Saget?

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[info]sextetoffensive
2005-07-16 06:52 pm UTC (link)
fucking dirty as hell.

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[info]hipolyta
2005-07-16 07:37 pm UTC (link)
Of course, but did you enjoy it?

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[info]doomcrotch
2005-07-16 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Did you get my email? I've told my employers that I am leaving some time within the next three-five weeks and the vagueness freaked them out.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-16 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Yeah man I got it. I should have some news for you in thew beginning of august. Please keep the notice withheld until I get in touch with you. I am going to show ron your info this week and see what we can get started. Cant wait to have you on board man.

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[info]sextetoffensive
2005-07-16 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Anonymous? hmm...

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[info]doomcrotch
2005-07-17 12:21 am UTC (link)
Yes. Pardon me for being jumpy, I am just excited to even possibly be getting out of there, if not definitely.

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[info]bboppukes
2005-07-16 09:57 pm UTC (link)
1. Video games blow. When you convince yourself they don't you hurt yourself, as punishment. See example 146: your leg.

2. Phlash saw Bob a few nights ago and said he was the dirtiest old man ever now. Awesome.

3. I had a dream last night that you turned into a giant stuffed bear. It was kinda frightening, in an amazing way. Until Navid showed up in a Winnie the Pooh costume. Then it just got creepy. Oh well. Bears on the brain, I s'ppose.

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[info]sextetoffensive
2005-07-16 10:32 pm UTC (link)
I hope that #3 refrained from any sexual encounters with said bears.

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[info]bboppukes
2005-07-16 11:41 pm UTC (link)
it did!

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[info]themindspills
2005-07-17 02:34 am UTC (link)
praise jesus. cough.

you're at a titty bar right now.

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